Nella Vita di Handwashing

So in an effort to promote good hygiene and prevent swine flu (don't get me started!), the City has posted directions (with visuals) in all the bathrooms on how to wash your hands and even how to use alcohol based sanitizers. I'm sorry, if you don't know how to wash your hands (though I have noticed that a lot of people actually don't...they just put the soap on dry hands and not pre-moistened hands) and especially if you can't figure out how to use a sanitizing, than I think you deserve to get swine flu!